We all know kids are a game changer, even those who haven’t walked the plank yet.
The tiny humans are adorable, lovable, and perhaps the best thing to happen to parents, aside from the actual act of procreation that is, but they also come with a boatload of baggage: sleepless nights, dirty diapers, and a complete and utter lack of personal space, much less privacy, to name just a few. Babies are work.
These are the common complaints parents utter about their own little people, but there is a whole host of other things no one tells you about, a seedy underbelly if you will. Maybe because it would have Republicans reaching for birth control and Democrats calling for abstinence. Either way, it would certainly have people thinking twice about breeding.
Well guess what? I’m here to blow the lid on that shit.