Let’s create a new hashtag for potatoes. C’mon, it’ll be fun. I’ve got a few ideas to get us started. #spudlovebitches #tellmeaboutitspud #potaytoelovah #spudtacular #myprecious #ohmygodbeckylookatherspud Have you looked at Instagram lately? Everybody’s all #namastebitches this and #namastebitches that, while my poor sweet lonely potatoes are left out in the cold. It nearly breaks the cockles of my heart,…