My Dearest Exercise,
It’s been far too long since I last felt your warm embrace, and to be completely vulnerable and honest, I’m missing you hardcore right now. In fact, ♫ I can’t get you outta my head. Boy, your love is all I think about. La, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. ♫ The same goes for that Kylie Minogue song. Once that little ditty is in there, it’s firmly entrenched. You’re welcome.
Enough with Kylie, back to you my paramour and our sweet, salty, sweaty sessions.
My heart is troubled. I can no longer remember the last time we were together, although chances are I posted it on my Instagram and Facebook account because when you and I are an item, I like the world to know. It’s a sign of my never-ending love for you and has nothing to do with vanity (cough, lies and deceit, cough).
I’m not sure what the latest driving wedge in our relationship was, and I don’t even care anymore. When we last parted ways, we were in a good place. We had that long talk and re-commitment ceremony and then you left me left me high and dry. I’m willing to overlook it though because I want you back in my life, no matter the cost. Even if it means I have to share you with others.
Simply stated, I miss you.
I miss the way I sleep after a rough and tumble session.
I miss the way you challenge me, mostly because I always come out on top. We can forget the whole Zumba incident from a couple of weeks ago.
I miss the jolt of confidence you give me and the purpose you bring me.
I miss #vanillagorilla.
I miss my feet pounding the pavement, jumping on boxes and even burpees. I never claimed to be rational.
I miss our midday rendezvous because life is not the same without a little Afternoon Delight.
I miss our awkward moments long after the workout is done, when I get stuck in my sports bra.
I miss the strength you give me and your fun-loving and endorphin inducing high.
The bottom line is I miss you and ♫ the way you make me feel. You really turn me on. You knock me off of my feet. My lonely days are gone. ♫
It’s also possible I’ve been watching too much American Idol.
Until we meet again My Love,