Maybe it’s because I have no ass, and I’ve always really wanted one. Maybe it’s because I have the sense of humor of a ten-year old boy. Maybe it’s because I want to throw an old school hip hop dance party in my kitchen. Maybe it’s because my body is secretly trying to tell me I…
Resolution Time
If you read my title, I suspect you’ve got a pretty good idea where today’s post is headed. If that wasn’t apparent, well then I’m less witty than I thought. I realize I’m a couple of days behind, but only because I wanted to wait until you’ve had absolutely enough New Year’s Resolutions posts before…
WIAW: The New Year Edition (2013)
Happy 2013 Lovelies! I’d really like to call you an affectionate yet extremely endearing cuss word, but I’m afraid some people wouldn’t appreciate my humor. Plus, I don’t want to start 2013 off on the wrong foot. Speaking of feet (smooth transition, right?), I rocked my brand new pumps on New Year’s Eve. Adding just over…
Holiday Sloth
Me Sloth. Me full. Me eat too many cookies. Me ingest way too much sugar. Me feel slovenly, and me no longer capable of speaking in full sentences…oh wait, it’s coming back. Whew, that was pretty scary there for a minute. So I’ve been gone for a week or so, and in that time, I celebrated Christmas…
“Happy Holidays” from a Sugar Coma
Happy Holidays! I hope everyone has a wonderful, safe, and happy holiday season. I’m going to take a few days respite; perhaps even the whole week, well except for today (master of the obvious). I’m off to spend a few days with the family, catch up on my blog reading, and get through what will be some intense…
CSA Squared
Last week, I skipped blogging about my CSA and talked about my Christmas tree instead, which means this week, I’ve got two weeks worth of CSA goodies to share. Try to contain your excitement. Before we delve into my goodie boxes (yes plural!), let’s give a warm Clean Eats, Fast Feets welcome to our two lovely…
WIAW: My Kind of Leftovers
Happy What I Ate Wednesday my little sugar cookies. I think it’s safe to assume I’ve dipped my toe and maybe even a calf into the winter sweets-fest extravaganza happening pretty much everywhere right now. Y’all know I’ve got a thing for sugar. I’d need an entire set of dentures to get rid of my sweet tooth, and…
Juggling for Dummies
One year for Christmas, when I was just a wee munchkin (maturity wise, I might still be), I got some juggling balls in my stocking (the ball obsession starts), and the book Juggling for Dummies. Lately, I feel like this book is my swan song, except I’m not playing with balls ( 😉 ) , rather I’m trying to uphold the delicate juggling act of work,…
Beet It
With a title like that, you might be expecting a little Michael Jackson, but that’s not the case. I’m looking to build suspense and rock out, all at the same time. You know the drill. Hit play, and let’s do this thang (yes, it’s deliberately misspelled; I want you to say it with a little twang in your…
I Got Your Local Right Here
Kristy at Gastronomical Sovereignty (I have to double and triple check the spelling every single time; maybe she’ll change her blog name just for me, if I ask nicely enough) is all about getting goods locally whenever possible. In fact, it’s a prerequisite for participating in her weekly link ups. Some (not me, of course) might say she’s a…