Remember when I said I wouldn’t turn into a mommy blogger?
Turns out I’m a big ol’ liar, liar pants on fire. Clearly I’ve been hanging out with the kid too much, which is part and parcel for the whole stay at home mom gig. Since I’ve already gone down the rabbit hole, without the benefit of psychedelics, I’m taking things a step further today and letting the tiny dictator tell you what’s currently going on in her life.
Take it away Ave.
Current Book: While I rather enjoying reading at least a dozen books daily, “Row, Row, Row Your Boat,” is high up there on my priority list this week. My favorite part is when people sing it to me, so I can chime in with my wrow, wrow, wrow. Dad says I’m a rock star.
Current Obsession: cherries. In anticipation of my college years, I’m working on my double fisting skills now, although grandpa says I can drink beer with him in seventeen years.
Current Triumphs: I march to the beat of my own drum. Speaking of which, the trash can in the kitchen makes a wonderfully loud clanging sound when I pound on it. Same goes for the doors, the chairs, the floor, and the cabinets. I like making music.
Current Drink: aside from boobie milk, I’m digging mom’s beet juice smoothies.
Current Thankfulness: puppy dogs. Next to kitty cats, they’re my favorite and mom takes me to visit the neighbor pooches almost every day. We’re buddies.
Current Bane of Existence: getting teeth is a real son of an itch. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy, also known as that boy who tried to hug me, so I strong armed him, much to mom’s chagrin. Then I burst into tears to let everyone know I meant business.
Current Needs: more Baby Einstein. The big people only let me watch it on special occasions, such as I’m crying inconsolably because my teeth hurt or when they need to file my nails. If I had my druthers though, I’d watch it all day, every day.
Current Food: I’m a huge fan of mom’s pesto, and I prefer to eat it by the spoonful.
Current Confession: I pick my nose and then stick my finger in my mouth.
Current Excitement: I have family coming into town next week, including a cousin I’ve never met. Mom told me I have to share my toys and my snacks, although I’m not too thrilled about the latter.
Current Non-Guilty Pleasure: tricking grandma and grandpa into giving me all the food and letting me play with my water glass at the table, which is a big no no at home.
Current Mood: happy. It’s summertime, I’ve got a roof over my head, free food, and I don’t have to work…yet, although mom says my days are numbered.
Your turn. What’s Currently going on in your world? Current book? Current obsession? Current confession?