Even though Fall is right around the corner, it’s not actually here yet. I don’t care what the calendar says. I don’t care what the weather resembles, and I definitely don’t care for the pumpkin mania which has taken the blog world by storm. Every year, it’s the same damn thing. Call me Scrooge, call…
WIAW: How To Eat Healthy In A Hurry
It’s hard being healthy in a hurry. You know what else is hard? Saying the first sentence three times fast. What were you thinking, you dirty birdie? I’m going to let you in on a little secret. There are times, lots of them in fact, where I don’t prep my meals for the week. An…
I Must Confess
I’ve hit a blogging wall. My cup hath runneth over and into the sewer, never to be found again, except by the likes of Pennywise the Clown. Ya know, because he lives down there. He’s also the antagonist in one of my favorite books of all time, Stephen King’s It. I swear if you can handle horror, this should be on…
Time Waits For No (Wo)man
There are some women who age gracefully. It’d be fair to say I’m not one of them, and I have no intentions of starting either. “Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” I suspect Dylan Thomas wasn’t talking about gray hairs and wrinkles, although I certainly am. Aging is not…
Currently: September 2014
Blogging consistency has not been my strong suit this summer. I wish I could explain away my sporadic visits with some clever hashtags like #livingthedream or #yolo, except I don’t actually think that last one is all that clever. (source) Sadly, my hashtags would look more like #workingmyassoff or #doingabsolutelynothing. It’s been a summer of extremes for me, and I’m not even…
It’s Okay
I like these “It’s Okay” posts circling the blogosphere, partially because they allow me to justify my own bad behavior. I need to find more things like this. I first saw the idea on Carly’s blog what feels like eons ago and again just this last week on Ashley’s blog. Since I’m struggling to find content of…
Well Color Me Happy; There’s a Yoga Mat In Here For Two
OOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM………hee, hee. (source) Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. It’s good to know, despite my new-found Zen, I can still be counted on for a little immaturity. Yep, that’s right I am peaceful now and represent all things calm, cool and collected…well, except for those handful of days last week where I was a raving lunatic, but I blame hormones…
Much Ado About Everything
I’ve decided I need to share some random life happenings today. I also want it to do it without an introduction. I know, I know, intros are my bread and butter, and we all know the joy I feel over some creamy, melt in your mouth, butter. Not today though. That’s right, we’re skipping the foreplay and getting right…
Ditching The Diet Mentality
I think it’s time to talk about the D word. I’m not talking about Doc, Dopey or Dippy-Doo, the lesser known eighth dwarf. I’m pretty sure he had a nose habit, and I don’t mean the sneezing kind. There was a reason Disney bumped him from the entourage, although I’d like to think he made his way into…
My Top Ten Pet Peeves
I’ve got some gripes I’d like get off my chest, without actually losing a cup size though. That would suck. Hey, don’t judge. It’s not nice and besides, my tatas are one of my biggest assets, literally. (source) I like to think I’m a fairly happy and positive person. With enormous breasts. Obviously. I try to see the silver lining…