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Top Ten Signs You Participate in a CSA

October 27, 2014 by Meghan 43 Comments

I think it’s high time we talk veggies; farm share veggies to be exact.

Yes, I’m absolutely glossing over my disappearing act. What can I say? Life got in the way and I needed a sabbatical, partially due to my CSA, so this post is more than fitting, in a you don’t need lubrication to get there kind of way. Admit it; you missed my sexual innuendos. It’s also possible the Hubby is home for a solid week, which means I’m getting my groove back, and yes, I do mean it like that. 

Back to the point of this post: CSA goodness.

For those of you who pick and choose your produce from a grocery store and then buy it in reasonable and manageable quantities, this post will likely be strange for you. Even so, I wanted to give you a glimpse into my world, so I’ve decided to share the pleasure, the panic, and the pandemonium, which comes with participating in a CSA. 

CSA Fall 2014 Produce

Let’s give it up for The Glorious (pause for effect) The Magical (a second caesura) and the Overwhelming Produce which threatens to overtake you, your loved ones and everything in its path. At the end of the day, or really the season, only the strong survive.  

Top Ten Signs (or way too many to count) You’re Participating in a CSA

  • Produce pick up day is like your birthday and Christmas rolled into one.
  • Phallic veggies become your thing.
  • You get ridiculously excited for the first tomato of the season.

Tomatoes

  • You eat salads. Lots of them. In fact, you put the neighborhood bunnies to shame.
  • You start to give away entire heads of lettuce.
  • Come October, you beg people to take them.
  • When they refuse, you try adding lettuce to smoothies. You realize this was a horrible idea and vow never to do it again.
  • You do it again.

One Head of Lettuce

  • You receive Facebook messages from dear friends simply stating “Greens Paralysis,” and know exactly what it means.
  • You respond to those same messages with “I can’t eat another fucking salad.”
  • Then you eat another fucking salad. You even like it.

Strawberry Blue Cheese Salad with Red Onions and Walnuts

  • Managing and processing produce is high on your weekly To Do list. 
  • Chopping bell peppers at 11 p.m. on a Saturday night is all the rage.
  • You turn down social engagements because your Bok Choy is on the brink of death, and you’ll be damned if you lose another bunch. 
  • You put in on an Autumn Pizza and declare yourself a genius.

Autumn Pizza with Bok Choy, Carrots and Green Beans

  • There is some kind of green soaking on your counter, in a giant vat of water, at any given moment.
  • You’ve dubbed this method ‘Revival of the Fittest.’
  • Sometimes you’re hoping it will fail, sending your sad and sorry produce to the Great Compost in the Sky or really the giant black bin in the backyard. Pfft, technicalities.

Summer 2013 CSA Final Week

  • The sight of wax beans makes you want to curl up into a fetal position or head for the hills with Julie Andrews and the Von Trapp kids.
  • You learn to yodel.
  • You head to Rozi’s and drink beer instead. 
  • You realize this is a much wiser decision and pat yourself on the back for such quick thinking.

Beer Tasting at Rozi's

  • You start to lose counter space.
  • Almost overnight bags of apples are everywhere.
  • You put those same apples in everything.
  • And I do mean everything.

Apple Collage Pizza, Muffins and Grilled Cheese

  • You have a small mountain of squash, hiding in a cool dark corner of your basement.
  • You’ve named them.
  • Fred and Sally to be exact.
  • You’ve numbered them too.

Squash Hoard - Pumpkin, Spaghetti, Butternut and Acorn

  • Kohlrabi is no longer a strange and scary thing.
  • You meet the mother of all leeks.
  • You learn beets make a mean mimosa.
  • You get help from friends and find a way to make eggplant enjoyable.

Mediterranean Eggplant Salad

  • You buy a deep freezer.
  • You pack that same freezer with all manner of soups, stews, chili, and produce.
  • Sometimes you think that same produce is taunting you.
  • It probably is.

Summer 2014 CSA Week 3

  •  You single-handedly keep Ziploc in business.
  • Tupperware is your new best friend.
  • Sucking the air out of plastic baggies with a straw no longer feels illicit. In fact, it’s become the norm. You even have a spot for the straw in your utensil drawer.   

Freezer Stash Collage B

  • Despite all of this, you wouldn’t change a thing.
  • In fact, you even sign up for the Winter CSA program.
  • You call yourself a die hard, and it’s true.  

Have you ever participated in a CSA? If so, what was your favorite and least favorite part? What are your signs you’re participating in a CSA? If not, you should consider signing up. It’s a barrel of laugh and a ball of monkeys rolled into one.

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  1. Kirsten says

    October 27, 2014 at 10:49 AM

    Yes, yes, YES!
    Right down to the straw in the drawer.

    Missed you.
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    • Meghan says

      October 27, 2014 at 7:07 PM

      Missed you too.
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  2. Brittany says

    October 27, 2014 at 10:53 AM

    Thank God you posted, I almost sent you an IG photo of my boobs to make sure you were still alive. I should still do this to highlight how big they are right now due to over consumption of…everything. Somewhere in my mind I feel like you’d be one of the few to understand and appreciate. As for this post…pure beauty in phallic and non phallic form. I want all of it…in my mouth.
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    • Meghan says

      October 27, 2014 at 7:08 PM

      You can still send me that photo. Ha. Just kidding.
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  3. Khushboo says

    October 27, 2014 at 12:18 PM

    Somebody up there was having a laugh when they decided that the most delicious produce have to be phallic-shaped (e.g. zucchini, bananas & butternut squash)!! Although I am not officially singed up in a CSA, I feel like I indirectly participate. Living in Mumbai, we tend to buy all our produce from the markets which are sourced from local farmers…which probably explains why veggies taste so dang delicious here (even more so than normal)!!
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    • Meghan says

      October 27, 2014 at 7:22 PM

      Phallic veggies are an illicit sign from the universe.

      Locally sourced veggies would absolutely do it.
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  4. Melissa @ Step Into My Kitchen says

    October 27, 2014 at 12:49 PM

    All of this is so true! I’m currently in the 2 week hiatus between the summer and fall CSAs, and missing my weekly overload of produce something fierce. Thank goodness for farmers markets to fill in the gaps!
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    • Meghan says

      October 27, 2014 at 7:22 PM

      Last week was the end of our summer share and this week starts the fall share so there is no break at all. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. 🙂
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  5. Eileen says

    October 27, 2014 at 2:06 PM

    HA! Yes, this! There’s also the bit where you eat more kohlrabi and turnips than you ever thought possible, and start cramming greens into every single thing you cook, and think nothing of having a gigantic vat of cauliflower and leek soup for dinner, and feel as though you will never get to the end of your massive supply of exotic homemade pickles…
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    • Meghan says

      October 27, 2014 at 7:41 PM

      A gigantic vat of cauliflower and leek soup sounds pretty damn good to me right now. Ha!!
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  6. meredith @ The Cookie ChRUNicles says

    October 27, 2014 at 2:34 PM

    I have yet to participate in a CSA but with the amount of produce I already buy each week, I might as well! Yes, I was starting to wonder where you were but almost decided it was just my bloglovin feed acting up which can happen where I just miss posts.
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    • Meghan says

      October 27, 2014 at 7:41 PM

      You should look into CSA’s in your area. You’d probably love it. So much veggie stir fry. 🙂
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  7. caren says

    October 27, 2014 at 8:49 PM

    Move over betty fucking crocker!! OMG, if I had that many veggies, I’m not sure I’d be able to deal. You are a culinary rock star.

    Missed ya!

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    • Meghan says

      October 28, 2014 at 6:55 AM

      It’s why being highly competitive is a good thing when it comes to the CSA. I hate to lose. 🙂
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  8. Lindsay says

    October 27, 2014 at 9:38 PM

    shut the front door! Beet mimosa?! where the heck was i when that was created? maybe a Kohlrabi is next?

    Reply
    • Meghan says

      October 28, 2014 at 6:56 AM

      The beet juice mimosa was fabulous. I need to recreate that stat.
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  9. Sarah Pie says

    October 27, 2014 at 11:27 PM

    This is totally making me feel bad about the 1st year CSA summary that has been sitting in my draft pile for forever…. But I love everything about this from the deep freezer to the straw in the drawer! I have a lot to learn from your CSA mastery in the coming years and I cannot wait 🙂
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    • Meghan says

      October 28, 2014 at 6:57 AM

      Yes, I want to read your CSA post, especially now that the whole experience is done. For starters, would you do it again?
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  10. Arman @ thebigmansworld says

    October 28, 2014 at 4:52 AM

    I need a cauliflower specific CSA. Seriously.

    I also need to move into your freezer. I also cannot believe you put lettuce in your smoothie. You probably added stevia and protein powder too. 😉
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    • Meghan says

      October 29, 2014 at 6:20 AM

      The lettuce in the smoothie was absolutely awful. It tastes nothing like spinach or kale. In fact, it throws off the entire flavor of the smoothie. Yuck!
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  11. Fran@BCDC says

    October 28, 2014 at 6:56 AM

    This is so funny! Wish I had a CSA, which you’d think might be true since this is the Garden State, but Nooooo…The pizza looks so good. Love the idea of the eggplant salad. Glad you’re back and you got to spend some time with Hubby! Hugs!
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    • Meghan says

      October 29, 2014 at 6:26 AM

      Here’s a link to various CSA’s in New Jersey. I know a bunch exist although I’m not sure how close to you they actually are. http://www.njfamily.com/Jersey-Fresh-Join-a-Community-Supported-Agriculture-CSA-Program-in-NJ/
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  12. Tara @ Rovin' Rambler says

    October 28, 2014 at 8:24 AM

    I’ve never participated in a CSA but the year after my grandfather retired from farming, he still kept a “family garden,” which was two acres big. So I can relate to the race against the clock to eat every last bit of produce ever. And now that we don’t have it, I miss it dearly. I still kick myself for not liking tomatoes a couple years ago because he had every kind imaginable.

    PS- Wax beans + butter + breadcrumbs= amazing.
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    • Meghan says

      October 29, 2014 at 6:28 AM

      Anything + Butter + Breadcrumbs = Amazing or at least Tasty. 🙂

      Having access to a two acre farm would have been amazing. Your grandfather sounds like a great guy.
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  13. Marnie @ SuperSmartMama says

    October 28, 2014 at 8:55 AM

    Meghan, Meghan, Meghan!

    Every year I think about joining a CSA but I have too many friends who suffer from the same maladies you have shared above. I may have to find someone to join the CSA with me next spring so that I am not putting veggies out on my front porch for anyone – the mailman? – to take away come fall.
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    • Meghan says

      October 29, 2014 at 6:31 AM

      You might find you rise to the occasion and end up loving it. I certainly did. In fact, when my CSA began offering a small share, I stayed with the medium portion size because I liked the challenge. Also, the Fall/Winter share is a good one for newbies because you get a lot of squash and that stuff lasts forever or at least a couple months so it’s easier to manage. 🙂
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  14. Charlotte @ Commitness to Fitness says

    October 28, 2014 at 10:05 AM

    HAHAHA welcome back!! We missed you! (by “we” I speak for the entire internet) I’ve never participated in a CSA, partially bc I live in a small studio and I dont think it would be able to handle the sheer quantities of delicious things. However, the only thing I’m thinking about right now is an autumn pizza.

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    • Meghan says

      October 29, 2014 at 6:33 AM

      I like when you speak for the entire Internet, especially when it’s complimentary. 🙂

      Autumn Pizza is worth the price of admission.
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  15. Amanda @ .running with spoons. says

    October 28, 2014 at 10:49 AM

    Confession: I’m honestly not sure I could handle participating in a CSA — it would stress me out WAY too much. That’s part of the reason I don’t shop at Costco, too… too many things in mass quantities that I wouldn’t know what to do with. Maybe it would be different if I had someone to share it with, but since I’m only cooking for me, there’s only so many places for those veggies to go. I’d try to pawn them off on other people, but I already have enough trouble trying to constantly pawn my baking off on friends and family… I’m not sure how they’d take to veggies 😆
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    • Meghan says

      October 29, 2014 at 6:35 AM

      The Hubby just went on a giant (pun intended) Costco run yesterday and now I have 6 pounds of pasta, 7 boxes of crackers and 10 pounds of oats, not to mention everything else. Ha! I generally only buy non-perishables in mass quantities.

      Maybe if you gave them a baked good along with each veggie casserole. 🙂
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  16. Shannyn says

    October 28, 2014 at 1:48 PM

    We did the CSA last year; and barely kept up!! I still have a freezer full of cut veggies we haven’t barreled through.
    But, you wanna talk apples…boy, do I have apples. And then some.
    Lots. And lots.
    of.
    apples.

    Glad to see you’re back. Hope you had a good week off!!
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    • Meghan says

      October 29, 2014 at 6:48 AM

      We could be Queen of the apples.

      By the way, I’m coming to your neck of the woods the weekend of November 8th. 🙂
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  17. Foy says

    October 28, 2014 at 6:21 PM

    You are right on so many levels. I do the CSA thing and I have my own garden and I process extra veggies and fruit for folks (my payment is I keep half). I have a spare unheated bedroom that has a section covered in cardboard (to protect the carpet) and then boxes and stacks of potatoes, apples and squash.

    Have you done the freezer Tetris to get a few more pounds of blanched greens tucked in? or started requesting mason jars for your birthday? or regularly quiz vendors at the farmer’s market on how to store various vegetables for the winter? Also if your toddler knows what Swiss Chard, kombocha and rutabega are, then yes you participate in a CSA.

    Brilliant post!

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    • Meghan says

      October 29, 2014 at 6:51 AM

      I think your payment is fair. Sounds like a great deal to me actually.

      Love your signs too. Those are fabulous; you had me cracking up. I don’t have a toddler but I suspect my cats know all about kale.
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  18. Carly @ Snack Therapy says

    October 29, 2014 at 4:03 PM

    This is fab. I did the CSA thing for a bit, but SHIT it was expensive (though awesome). Sista ain’t got money like that.
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    • Meghan says

      October 29, 2014 at 8:47 PM

      That’s too bad. For me, it’s comparable to grocery story prices, if not less, especially since I freeze a good portion of it, which helps cut my grocery bills in the winter. I’m all about cost effective right now. Mama’s got tuition to pay. 😉
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  19. Emma @em-poweredwellness says

    October 29, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    This is all so true. Trying to manage a CSA subscription for one is impossible, yet awesome. Another sign: half your Google searches are things like “How to prepare radishes”
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    • Meghan says

      October 29, 2014 at 8:48 PM

      Yes! I love the google search thing. Ha; so very true.
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  20. Lindsey @HalfDimeHomestead says

    October 29, 2014 at 9:48 PM

    When I participated in a CSA, before I grew my own veggies, I used to entice coworkers from the hospital I worked at to join me for “farm day” – and we would drive out at lunchtime and pick up the box. One coworker referred to it as “farmin’ it up” and always wanted to come along. We would walk around, pick herbs and flowers from the Upick area and generally geek out.
    I’ve since left that crappy job and moved on to WAY better things, but the awesome memories and general merriment of opening the box and transferring lush produce to my giant take home basket in the middle of the workday has always stayed with me. Super fun. And the towering inferno of produce was a blast, too. I even learned how to consume eggplant and not gag.
    (And it’s good to see you!)
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    • Meghan says

      October 31, 2014 at 6:47 AM

      I like ‘farmin it up;’ makes me feel all risqué.

      Gagless eggplant is a beautiful thing. This roasted eggplant salad definitely qualifies. Should you ever find yourself with another eggplant, give it a go.
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