Some of you know my particular brand of humor well.
Some of you even come back for more of it. I’m pretty sure you guys are sick. You might want to see a doctor; they have meds for that now.
Some of you come here to hear about my love of the veggies. Some of you come because I’m sassy, and some of you come to see what I’m going to put in my pie hole next. Some of you come because I’m cocky, and still some of you come for my weird musical renditions.
You guys come here for so many reasons, day in and day out, and I sure do appreciate it. So much so, I thought it’d be interesting to share why some other people visited Clean Eats, Fast Feets in the past. Yes my friends, today it’s all about the search terms.
Today, I’m going to share what fun and strange little ditties people typed into Google to get here. I bring you my Top Ten Favorite Search Engine Terms.
- Let me see that booty bounce: this pleases me to no end. By the way, that song is now seared in my brain (yet again), and I am most definitely bouncing.
- Gorilla Beating Chest: considering I call myself Vanilla Gorilla, I’m not surprised. I’d also like to take this moment to say “Bring It,” even though I’m not entirely clear on what ‘it’ is.
- Rap song lyrics i’m like hot chili bok choy. If I inspired just one rapper to eat their bok choy, well then my work here is done.
- Sexy Gymnast. Obviously. Thanks Mom and Dad for making sure my underwear made an appearance in this picture. I’m sure it was all the rage back then.
- Roid Cleavage, Do your boobs hang low, and boobs after clean eating. I’m pretty sure they’re the same boobs before and after I eat. The only difference is there might be some crumbs in there when I’m done.
- I‘m a fucking unicorn. Geesh, somebody’s gotta a potty mouth. Oh wait, that’s me.
- Eat Short Feets. Having a foot fetish is one thing, but why do they have to be short? Also, since I was an English major, I feel slightly bad about spawning an entire group of grammatically incorrect feet.
- Farts jokes and OBGYN jokes. This makes me happy.
- I’ll get you my pretty. Cackle, cackle.
- honey badger party. ♪♫ Cause ain’t no party like a honey badger party, cause a honey badger party don’t stop. ♪♫
What does all this say about me? Well it appears, I’m a sexy gymnast, a vanilla gorilla, a fucking unicorn, boob obsessed, immature and a witch who likes to party with honey badgers. I’m pretty sure I could give Sybil a run for her money.
What are some of your favorite search engine terms? What brings other people to your blog? What brings you to my blog day in and day out? Thanks for that, by the way. You make my day.