It feels like forever and a day since I’ve glorified the almighty vegetable. Oh wait…that’s because it has been. My bad. It’s true, I’ve been slacking on sharing my veggie loving, only on the blog though because those babies are plastered all over my Instagram feed. The veggies that is, not me. Well unless it’s Saturday night, and then we’re all a bit tipsy. The simple…
WIAW: Spud Love
Let’s create a new hashtag for potatoes. C’mon, it’ll be fun. I’ve got a few ideas to get us started. #spudlovebitches #tellmeaboutitspud #potaytoelovah #spudtacular #myprecious #ohmygodbeckylookatherspud Have you looked at Instagram lately? Everybody’s all #namastebitches this and #namastebitches that, while my poor sweet lonely potatoes are left out in the cold. It nearly breaks the cockles of my heart,…
Currently: October 2014
October crept up on me like a son of a bitch. It came out of nowhere all at once or maybe I was just resistant to the whole seasons changing thing. Who me? No way. I love pumpkin everything, and I choked on that last sentence. Despite my reluctance, it’s a new season, a new month, and I even got myself…
WIAW: A Day In The Life Edition
Day in the life posts appeal to the voyeur in me. It’s similar to being a grocery cart creeper, and while I don’t want to sound like a nut job or anything, I can’t get enough of that action. Man, do I like looking at people’s goodies…in their shopping buggies. Get your mind out of the…
♫ Because I’m Happy ♫
Despite my strong non-violence stance, there were times this summer I wanted to clock Pharrel upside his happy little head, with a swift and efficient backhand. Bam. Yes, because he had the nerve to sing a song about being happy simply when I wasn’t. It’s no secret I had a rough summer. Without rehashing all the shitty…
Random Ramblings and Senseless Mutterings
Ask and you shall receive. It is my goal in life to make your dreams a reality. Just ask Britt or Lucie. Weeks ago, they demanded I do something with my lone asparagus stalk. I heard their request, took note and moments later, a photo shoot went down because that’s what urban gardeners do, right? Don’t answer that. …
Natural Ways To Reduce Your Cholesterol
Today’s post is a special request for an old family friend, who’s watched me grow from the little tomboy that could into the big tomboy that could, with a side of stubborn, an extra large pinch of city hippy and dash of vanilla gorilla. I’m really quite the mutt, minus the dog part because I wouldn’t want to…
Steamy Secrets and an SOS
I might need to look into this blogging schedule stuff. I know I’ve knocked it in the past, which is odd given the fact I am a list lover and over-passionate planner. We won’t even get into my need to control all the things. Or at the very least, most of the things. Alright fine, all the things. (image) Typically,…
WIAW: The Hubby’s Edition
Have I told you about the Hubby? “While his ninja skills are no match for my own,” she says as she cracks knuckles, “he’s a veritable wordsmith capable of crafting sentences more superfluous and silky smooth than me.” Tis true. The man has a way with words, among other things, some of which cause me to cast a subtle and slightly…
Cloud Meet Lining
I’ve decided to embrace the age-old saying, “Every cloud has a silver lining.” Not in the literally sense because long drawn out hugs aren’t really my thing; my tatas tend to get in the way, and truth be told, I much prefer platinum. Harder metals turn me on. Before I get too kinky (Too late? Naaah), maybe I should focus on the topic…